Joke Labs

Outgoing Personality: Always going out of the office
Great Presentation Skills: Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee: Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified: Made no major blunders yet
Work is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially: Drinks a lot
Family is Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking: Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker: Wonâ€(TM)t make a decision
Agressive: Obnoxious
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well: Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail: A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities: Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgement: Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour: Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded: Back Stabber