Twenty Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
Twenty Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
- You type faster than you think.
- Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".
- You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
- You double click your TV remote.
- You check your email but forget you have real mail (snail mail).
- You have a vanity license plate with your screen name on it.
- You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.
- You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
- When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
- You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
- You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
- You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
- You smile sideways.
- You chat with an annoying person in real life and wish you had your ignore button handy.
- You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
- You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
- You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
- You get up at 2:00 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
- You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
- You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone online before you log off.