How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Border Collie: "Just one - me! Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Rottweiler: "Change it yourself!"
Lab: "Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?"
Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that lamp!"
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!"
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb?"
Australian Shepherd: "Well, the first step is to herd all the light bulbs into a little circle..."
Old English Sheep dog: "Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
Basset Hound: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about some burned-out bulb?"
Rottweiler: "Change it yourself!"
Lab: "Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?"
Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that lamp!"
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!"
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb?"
Australian Shepherd: "Well, the first step is to herd all the light bulbs into a little circle..."
Old English Sheep dog: "Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
Basset Hound: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about some burned-out bulb?"