Simple Questions, Complicated Answers
- Why is abbreviated such a long word?
- Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
- Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
- Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
- Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
- Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 26 January 2008