Classified Classics
- A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
- No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Père Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Chopin and Jean de la Fontain.
- For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
- Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
- We build bodies that last a lifetime.
- Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
- And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
- For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 02 October 2007