You Might Be a Schoolteacher if...
- You have no time for a life from August to June.
- You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"
- When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
- You refer to adults as "boys and girls."
- You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper."
- You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
- Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
- You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
- You know hundred good reasons for being late.
- You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 25 October 2007