You Might Be a Lawyer if...
- You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
- You believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.
- You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
- You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.
- Your other car is a BMW.
- When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
- When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.