How The Media Would Handle The End of The World
- USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.
- Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.
- National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.
- Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.
- Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.
- Sports Illustrated: Game Over.
- Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.
- Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!
- TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!
- Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
- Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.
- Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.
- America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 06 August 2007