How The Media Would Handle The End of The World

  • USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.
  • Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.
  • National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.
  • Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.
  • Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.
  • Sports Illustrated: Game Over.
  • Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.
  • Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!
  • TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!
  • Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
  • Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.
  • Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.
  • America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 06 August 2007