Top Explanations by Programmers
- Strange...
- I've never heard about that.
- It did work yesterday.
- How is this possible?
- The machine seems to have a malfunction.
- Has the operating system been updated?
- The user has made an error again.
- There is something wrong in your data.
- I have not touched that module!
- You must have the wrong executable.
- Oh, it's just a feature.
- Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
- It will be done in no time at all.
- It's just some unlucky coincidense.
- I can't test everything!
- THIS can't do THAT.
- Didn't I fix it already?
- It's already there, but it has not been tested.
- Somebody must have changed my code.
- There must be a virus in the application software.
- This time it will surely run.
- I just found the last bug.
- Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.
- According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 30 March 2007