Top 7 Ways the Internet Could Get Worse
- "MAKE MONEY FAST" posts protected by 1st amendment.
- Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.
- Dan Quayle appointed head of "bandwidth expansion tiger team".
- Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.
- Gameboy web browsers.
- Two words: "Microsoft Network"
- Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.