You Must be Working for a Hi-Tech Company If...
- Your CV is on a diskette in your pocket.
- Holiday is something you roll over to next year.
- You're already late on the assignment you just got.
- Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
- Your relatives describe your job as "works with computers".
- Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
- It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
- You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
- Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
- Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
- There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department is short of, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 12 February 2007