You Might Be a Chemist if...
- You carry your lab safety goggles around with you at all times, just in case...
- You don't drink water, you drink H2O.
- You start disagreeing with movies and TV shows on scientific aspects.
- You carry a base solution around with you at all times, just in case one of those freak Hydrochloric acid spills happen.
- You become very agitated when people refer to air as Oxygen, and proceed to list all of the components of air.
- Instead of writing ozone you write O3.
- You start referring to the smell of nail polish remover as an acetone smell.
- You no longer ask for Tylenol, you ask for acetaminophen.
- You actually enjoy going to Chemistry class.
- You think a mole is a unit of amount, rather than a small furry animal in your lawn.
- You pronounce unionized as "un-ion-ized", instead of "union-ized".
- You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
- You start explaining the condensation of water vapour every time your soda can has water drops and people think water is coming out of the can.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 09 December 2006