How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Profession Jokes » Stockbrokers
  • "My God! It burnt out!! Sell all my G.E. stock NOW!!!"
  • Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

Dikirim oleh: Joke Labs ~ Jun 5th, 2007